Saturday, February 26, 2011


Shamelessly stolen from Kim at Connexions:

Anyone who jumps off a bridge in Paris is in Seine.

Dijon vu - I get the feeling that I’ve had that mustard before.

Practice safe eating - always use a condiment.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Two egotists bent on revenge - it’s an I for an I.

Pay your exorcist - don’t get repossessed.

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

Dirty dancing - a form of floor play.

And my favourite:

News headline about a midget fortune-teller who just escaped from prison: “Small Medium at Large”.

Read more: Connexions.
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Thanks to Ann V. for the link.


Ellie Finlay said...

Oh, my! Funny and dreadful at the same time!

Grandmère Mimi said...

Ellie, I have several favorites in the list. I'm a pushover for dreadful puns.

Erika Baker said...

Shamelessly stolen and multiplied via email - LOVE these!

Cathy said...

He he he. Excellent!

Grandmère Mimi said...

"Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?" LOL! Others, too. "Pay your exorcist...."

"Sir" said...

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.


Grandmère Mimi said...

My goodness! The person who wrote the pun about the shopping "centre" must be English. We can't have that. Mine is an American blog.