Shamelessly stolen from Kim at Connexions:
Anyone who jumps off a bridge in Paris is in Seine.
Dijon vu - I get the feeling that I’ve had that mustard before.
Practice safe eating - always use a condiment.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Two egotists bent on revenge - it’s an I for an I.
Pay your exorcist - don’t get repossessed.
If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.
Dirty dancing - a form of floor play.
And my favourite:
News headline about a midget fortune-teller who just escaped from prison: “Small Medium at Large”.
Read more: Connexions.
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Thanks to Ann V. for the link.
Oh, my! Funny and dreadful at the same time!
ReplyDeleteEllie, I have several favorites in the list. I'm a pushover for dreadful puns.
ReplyDeleteShamelessly stolen and multiplied via email - LOVE these!
ReplyDeleteHe he he. Excellent!
ReplyDelete"Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?" LOL! Others, too. "Pay your exorcist...."
ReplyDeleteIf you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.
ReplyDeleteInspired!
My goodness! The person who wrote the pun about the shopping "centre" must be English. We can't have that. Mine is an American blog.
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