Wicked cruel!Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched
telephone hotlines for frogs.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline to get his fortune told and the psychic considers and says, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog replies, "This is great news! Will I meet her at my pond, at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
Cheers,
Paul (A.)
Picture from Wikipedia.
I've just seen a frog hopping about in the front garden (it has been raining heavily here for hours) but I thought it best not to tell him this joke. It might have upset him.
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