Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launchedWicked cruel!
telephone hotlines for frogs.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline to get his fortune told and the psychic considers and says, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog replies, "This is great news! Will I meet her at my pond, at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
Cheers,
Paul (A.)
Picture from Wikipedia.