Saturday, December 8, 2012

IF YOU LOVE WORDS...

...you'll love these!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

When chemists die, they barium.
I know.  Some of these are repeats.  Don't tell me; just laugh again.

Thanks, Frank.

6 comments:

  1. they're repeats cuz they're so funny.

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    1. tonip, I try to screen out the repeats, but probably more than a few sneak by me.

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  2. My English truckbuddy Tim now living in Spain, who shares a love of puns, asked that I forward this link to you, Mimi:

    https://www.therobsonpress.com/posts/book-of-the-week-5-000-great-one-liners

    Enjoy.

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    1. Russ, they're some good ones at the link. I might "borrow" them.

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  3. I liked the one about the dyslexic who walked into a bra. Grin.

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    1. What I liked about the list is that I had to think about some of the one-liners before I figured them out.

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