Saturday, April 19, 2008

How To Clean The House



HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE

1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it ' Housework '
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
5. Your PC will ask you, 'Are you sure you want
To delete Housework permanently?'
6. Calmly answer, ' Yes ,' and press mouse button firmly......
7. Feel better?

Works for me!


12 comments:

  1. Oh, I like this! Thank you, Mimi!

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  2. I used to read a blog that had that in the side bar but instead of housework, it said to name the file George Bush...

    Funny!

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  3. I have a feeling it also works for files named after Nigerian archbishops, state legislatures, ex-Episopalians, and Democratic ex-Presidents (I'm not too kindly disposed to either one at the moment).

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  4. btw, here's something you'll probably enjoy
    http://users.skynet.be/J.Beever/pave.htm

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  5. Pick your word. Voilà! It works.

    Kishnevi, those sidewalk pictures are amazing, especially the 3-D illusions.

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  6. Have you found a replacement for your recently-departed "help"?

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  7. Lapin, the woman who works for my neighbors next door has every other Thursday free. She comes this Thursday for the first time. We shall see. My friend came every week. The new lady charges quite a bit more, so every other week is fine.

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  8. I wish I had read this before I cleaned the house yesterday!

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