Leroy Goes To A Revival

Leroy goes to a revival meeting and listens to the preacher. After his sermon, the preacher asks anyone with needs a personal prayer to come forward to the front at the altar. Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

"Reverend," Leroy replies, "I need you to pray for my hearing."

The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places his other hand on top of Leroy's head. He prays and prays and prays. After several minutes, the preacher removes his hands, smiles, and takes a step back. "Leroy," he asks, loud enough for everybody to hear, "how is your hearing now?"

"I don't know, Reverend," Leroy says. "It ain't till next Wednesday."

Thanks to Doug.