"Here's Another" Says Doug

Two Irishmen meet on the street.

"Patrick, I haven't seen ya at the bar in over six months! Is
everything arrright?"

"Of course," Patrick replies. "It's just that... Well, since me
divorce, I've had to completely give up drinking."

"Why's that?"

"I lost me motivation."

Now this one could get me into trouble. Mongrel bitch that I am, I have no Irish in me that I know of.