GWB Library to Open in 2009
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,complete with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.
That sounds about right. What do you think?
From Doug.
A library or museum? Either way it won't have any books. He can't read yet can he?
ReplyDeleteSteph, welcome. I don't think he can read. Maybe he'll take up literacy once he leaves the oval office.
ReplyDeleteThank you mimi. I think he'll be back playing cowboys and injuns next year. It's easier to keep letting others do the reading for him. Didn't he say that the first book he learned to read was "The Very Hungry Caterpillar"? I think it was published in the late '80s but he obviously hasn't progressed very far.
ReplyDeleteAnyone care to speculate how big this pharaonic monument will be? I'm predicting a big library to compensate for a diminished presidency.
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ReplyDeleteOh how very funny! Thanks for posting it! ROFL
ReplyDeleteCounterlight, what I want to know is will it include an obelisk?
ReplyDeleteGöran, I suppose you really, really, really liked the joke.