Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one:
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Don't blame me. Blame Doug. Besides I'm long past all this. Mine is a perpetually sunny disposition.
UPDATE: Menopausal Women At The Mall
There's a message for us all in the video. Watch for it.
H/T to Ann.
I love the bumper sticker.
ReplyDeleteUmmmm --I don't get it Grandmere! -(LOL)
ReplyDelete--it's margaret
The metaphor extends far beyond menopausal women. Actually, I was taken aback by the video. I find myself taking it quite seriously, in light of what's happening in the Middle East. It demonstrates well where upping the ante in payback leads. I believe that it's very effective.
ReplyDeleteI agree. I laughed at the post and then grew very serious when I watched the clip.
ReplyDeletestill - I forwarded both on....
I'm well past this time too, but sure enjoyed this!!!
ReplyDeleteCiss, despite being over all that, I'm not really sunny all the time. For instance, I'm not sunny today.
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite parking lot encounter
ReplyDeleteTowanda
Even if it is in Spanish, you know what happened! I just saw it start and didn't listen until _after_ I linked it. Oh well.
ReplyDeletedal film "Pomodori verdi fritti (alla fermata del treno)"
ReplyDeleteItalian maybe? Still, it was funny, and I enjoyed hearing Kathy Bates speak Italian.
Here's another, for ladies who work outside the home ...
ReplyDeletePounded My Supervisor
And when the cramps double us over ...
Pour Me a Scotch!
And for those who have a certain habit ...
Pass My Smokes (and shuddap about it!!!) ;-D
Great list -- hilarious!
... I just took a look at the video -- it was funny to start with ... Who hasn't had their car dinged by some idiot in a parking lot (and left without an apology note) ... but it ended up showing a perfect example of how wars get started, eh?
ReplyDeleteMe vs. you ... or I and Thou?
Our choice.