Q: How do you trap a polar bear?
A: Cut a hole in the ice. Line it with peas. When the bear bends over to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.
Redemption from the following?
Walking 20 minutes can add to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
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My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
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Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he?'
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If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
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I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years ... just getting over the hill.
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We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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I don't think so!
Surely, this MUST be the nadir.
ReplyDeleteNah, you can go lower. I encourage you both.
ReplyDeleteSometimes temptation is too great, even for the worst that Doug sends, although I screen for the truly naughty. For instance, I would NEVER be as naughty as Oyster.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're planning to cross the Yorkshire Moors with Maddie, Mrs Maddie and a flock of collies?
ReplyDeleteDid he say anything about a car??
Erika, for all I know, we may be hoofing it. The possibilities are endless, empty mine shafts, cliffs....
ReplyDeleteYou and Doug have been very bad.
ReplyDeleteI've got a great mental picture of you, MP, Mrs MP and a flock of collies on the Moors. Thanks Erika!
Sara, I know, I know. We've been bad.
ReplyDeleteIf I don't return, you will know....