Thursday, June 18, 2009

AAADD KNOW THE SYMPTOMS - PLEASE READ!

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better even though I have it!!

Recently, I was diagnosed with AAADD.

Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.


This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water.

I put the Pepsi on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....

Do me a favor. Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember who I've sent it to.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

It's great having a blog, because I don't need to forward the joke to one single person.

Can anyone tell me why Doug sends me all the jokes about old people?

14 comments:

  1. What? I was washing some clothes and decided to check my email on the way to the bathroom. How did I get here?

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  2. Doug is jealous but can't remember why?

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  3. Jim, 'fraid I can't help you.

    Yes, the joke struck a chord. I have my moments.

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  4. ;)

    no, wait, why did i wink at grandmere...

    and how did she suddenly get all those great references to the BCP in her sidebar?

    mmm...BCP? Where did i leave that? And where is my umbrella?

    And yes, it's good to be back, in all my glory.

    :)

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  5. Scott!!! It's great to have you back in all your glory.

    :)

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  6. All that and you left the hose running all day, too.

    In all seriousness, all my days feel like that already. On a good day I can laugh about it. Hopefully by the time I am 'old' I'll have enough practise to be able to laugh even on the bad days.

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  7. But have you yet found smelly socks in the fridge and the butter in the washing basket?
    I actually did that the other day... that's called early onset AAADD or EOAAADD.

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  8. How true this is - and it sets in long before Age ;=()

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  9. I got a cup of coffee. Decided to change the sheets. Opened the linen closet. Got sheets. Spent the next half-hour looking for said cup of coffee. Found it a week later in the linen closet. Like Erika I've got EOAAADD.

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  10. I nearly copied this post and sent it to Mimi....

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  11. Doesn't everyone live life this way?

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  12. I laughed when I read this, but, in truth, it seemed very much like my life.

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  13. I actually copied this and sent it to my SIL. She is forever sending me stuff. Most of it i dare not send to Mimi.

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