My friends, I really, really am going to write about the my time in Anaheim at General Convention 2009 of the Episcopal Church. Since I returned home, I've had a million things to do. My son had his children, and today I wanted to do something with them, since they were headed back to be with their mom for a week. I haven't had time to write anything lengthy or anything that required thinking or concentration. Tomorrow, I hope to write about the convention.
In the meantime, here is another joke.
A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Thank you, Lord. My entire life I have had but one dream and that is to see Hawaii. However, I am afraid to fly, especially with all the plane crashes these days. And any time I even see a ship, yet alone get in even a rowboat, I get sea sick. Lord, please build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific, and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she really means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes, or four on that bridge?"!!!!!!!
From Doug.
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