Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both."
"OLD" IS WHEN . . .
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN . . .
A sexy babe catches your fancy, and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN . . .
Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN . . .
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD"' IS WHEN . . .
"Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN . . .
"Getting lucky" means you manage to find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN . . .
An "all nighter" means not having to get up to use the bathroom.
(Admittedly corny.)
Cheers,
Paul (A.)
Ain't he mean, folks?
Watch it, Paul. You're no spring chicken yourself. You're getting there. These words will come back to bite you.
"OLD" IS WHEN one is not altogether amused by these examples. LOL
ReplyDelete;=)
ReplyDeleteSay those same words while looking me in the eye, Mimi.
ReplyDeleteI will, Paul (A.), I will. Remind me the next time we meet. It will be difficult, but I'll do it anyway.
ReplyDeleteClearly you need the practice, Mimi. Why don't you start with Grandpère?
ReplyDeletePoor GP! He's been beat up enough. That's partly why I have a blog, to give him relief.
ReplyDeleteI don't regret anything I said, either at the meeting, or on my blog.