A 75-year-old woman went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor told her she needed more cardiovascular activity and recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week.
A bit embarrassed, she said to the doctor, "Please tell my husband."
The doctor went out into the waiting room and told the husband that his wife needed sex three times a week.
The 78-year-old husband replied, "Which days?"
The doctor answered, "Monday, Tuesday, and Friday would be ideal."
The husband said, "I can bring her in on Monday, no problem. But on Tuesdays and Friday I golf, so she'll have to take the bus."
Don't blame me. Blame Doug.
Where's Tiger Woods when you need him, eh.
ReplyDeleteCathy, your comment is funnier than the joke. That's not fair.
ReplyDeleteMimi, thank you!! Awwww. You've made me day!
ReplyDeleteOh my.
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