#3 Got me to thinking of an Art Linkletter show ... some years back it was ... in the days when many women were giving up their bras. A doctor was on the show telling viewers that some should think twice ... and take the "pencil test" before they give up their "support." The test: Place a pencil under each breast and walk. If the pencil stays put ... one should wear a bra for health reasons.
After a commercial break, Mr. Linkletter returned to the air and confided: "I've taken the test ... and need a bra."
I'm going to use No.2 in the classroom.
ReplyDeleteWhy not? Careful, though. Your kids may turn it back on you.
ReplyDelete#3 Got me to thinking of an Art Linkletter show ... some years back it was ... in the days when many women were giving up their bras. A doctor was on the show telling viewers that some should think twice ... and take the "pencil test" before they give up their "support." The test: Place a pencil under each breast and walk. If the pencil stays put ... one should wear a bra for health reasons.
ReplyDeleteAfter a commercial break, Mr. Linkletter returned to the air and confided: "I've taken the test ... and need a bra."
Viscious! but I like them.
ReplyDeleteRobert, Art had the art of a good return down pat.
ReplyDeleteGöran, my girl Maxine doesn't suffer fools gladly.