Q. How do you know a zombie is tired?
A. He's dead on his feet.
Q. What do little zombies play?
A. Corpses and Robbers.
Q. What did the zombie get a medal for?
A. Deadication.
Q. What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?
A. It's a dead-letter day.
Q. Where do zombies go for cruises?
A. The Deaditerranean Sea.
Q. What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
A. Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?
Q. What do you call a zombie in a belfry?
A. A dead ringer.
Are these groaners so bad that they're good?
If not, don't blame me. Blame Doug.
Wow. Those were painful. This time, I'm going to blame Doug.
ReplyDeleteDoug, I blame you.
Yeah, I thought so.
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