ATD: At The Doctor's
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing...Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
All right!!! I needed a laugh, even at my own expense. Thanks to Canon Itchy. Or no thanks? Which is it?
WDYS? or Pardon? (What did you say?)
ReplyDeleteBrilliant list. Thanks for the laugh
Freda, each time I read the list, I crack up.
ReplyDeleteVVFM: Very very funny, Mimi!
ReplyDeleteTXS susan.
ReplyDeleteDefinite thanks to Canon Itchy :-)
ReplyDeleteYes. TXS to Canon Itchy.
ReplyDeleteMimi, this list is hilarious. I LOL even after reading it the second time. Love you for sharing. Jer...
ReplyDeleteJerry, of course, I think so. The jokes, cartoons, puns, etc. don't get posted if they don't pass my LOL test.
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