CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

Grandpère and I had good laughs as we went through the list, but - Alas! - we jointly decided that I had to exercise a little censorship. I run a clean joint here.

Don't blame us. Blame Doug.