Tuesday, November 15, 2011

BOROWITZ REPORTS...


Startled Deer Becomes New Republican Frontrunner
Inability to Speak Considered a Plus

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13 comments:

  1. Yes, this is really telling it like it is!! I love him. . . Borowitz, not the deer.

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  2. Borowitz is wonderfully funny, plus I like the deer better than any of the previous Republican frontrunners.

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  3. The current frontrunner is Newt Gingrich, I fear (or so I read this afternoon). :( DISLIKE

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  4. And now, in real life, it's Newt pulling ahead. Ah, but Newt has a history, too. I remember the story of Newt going to visit his wife in the hospital when she was recovering from surgery for cancer and asking her for a divorce. Sweet.

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  5. Heh-heh.

    Cathy, fear not: Newt's shelf-life is due to expire any moment now (the STENCH has already started!)

    I just don't think there's any doubt 2012 will be Obama vs Mittens...

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  6. Newt's shelf-life is due to expire any moment now....

    By Jove, I think you've got it!

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  7. If this deer is the Republican frontrunner we can be assured that the campaign will have the backing of plenty of "doe."

    Yes, I've left the stage!

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  8. Two in a row! Tobias left a pun on another thread. I hate to be stern with y'all, but....

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  9. The deer is very pretty, I must say.

    I would agree about Newt but have left-leaning Americans perhaps suggested before that certain Republican candidates are simply too ridiculous to be voted into office, only to be proved wrong? ...

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  10. I counted out Rick Perry, Herman Cain, and Michele Bachmann pretty quickly. Why I can't think, because Sarah Palin was counted in as a VP candidate. And there was George Bush....

    Newt is smart, but he is a liar, nearly to the point of pathology, and he would likely trip himself up with his lying. I probably shouldn't count any of them out, because I still can't believe we elected Bush twice, well once. The Supremes elected him once. What do I know?

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  11. Yes, also politicians do seem to lean towards the "telling porkies" end of the spectrum as a breed, and it doesn't always seem to hamper their efforts to get elected. Still, that doesn't mean Gingrich won't fatally trip himself up. Lord knows, I hope he does.

    There was an article in the FT today saying Obama will have to climb a mountain to get himself re-elected and yet by the same token US voters don't want the Republicans either. I suspect you are fast approaching the same result we got in the last UK election where voters in effect said "go away the whole bally lot of you, a plague on both your houses". But how that might pan out in terms of practical results in the US, I don't know.

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  12. Obama has a tough fight ahead of him. By default, Romney may end up as the candidate, but the Republican electorate is not in love with him, and a good many may not bother to vote. That's one way Obama might win.

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