BOROWITZ REPORTS...

January 9, 2012

Other Republicans Agree Not to Tell Rick Perry Where Next Debate Is

‘Only Humane Thing,’ Candidates Say

Read the rest at The Borowitz Report.

BOROWITZ REPORTS...

Poll: 28% Think Cain Had Affair; 28% Don’t Think Cain Had Affair; 44% Having Affair with Cain Right Now

Millions of Exes Could Spell Trouble for Candidate

Read it all at The Borowitz Report.

I can't stop laughing at this gem from Andy.

BOROWITZ REPORTS...

Startled Deer Becomes New Republican Frontrunner

Inability to Speak Considered a Plus

Read the rest.

BOROWITZ SAYS....

From the wonderful Andy Borowitz:

Rick Perry Needs to ‘Tone Down’ His Rhetoric, Says Kim Jong-Il

‘He Scares Me,’ North Korean Dictator Says

Read the rest at the link.

'GUESS WHO LOVES DICK CHENEY'S BOOK'

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – Publishing circles were abuzz today with the news that the new memoir by former Vice President Dick Cheney features a foreword by an unusual contributor: Satan.

Read it all. Andy reports; you decide.

BOROWITZ REPORTS

Greece Offers to Repay Loans with Giant Horse

Steed Wheeled Into Brussels at Night

Read the rest at The Borowitz Report:

Image from Wikipedia.