A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked what experience he had, and the man said, "Quite a lot. My father was one of the most famous lion tamers in the world, and he taught me everything he knew."
"Really?" said the ringmaster. "Did he teach you how to make a lion jump through a flaming hoop?"
"Yes, he did," the man replied.
"And did he teach you how to have six lions form a pyramid?"
"Yes, he did," the man replied.
"And have you ever stuck your head in a lion's mouth?"
"Just once," the man replied.
The ringmaster asked, "Why only once?"
"I was looking for my father."
Cheers,
Paul (A.)
Friday, December 23, 2011
THE LION TAMER
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