Thursday, April 12, 2012

HUMOR BREAK - REFRIGERATOR DELUSION

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband:  He thinks he's a refrigerator!"

"I wouldn't worry too much about that," the doctor replies.  "Lots of people have harmless delusions.  It will pass."


"But you don't understand," the woman insists.  "He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake."




Cheers,


Paul (A.)
I know.  Don't blame me.

6 comments:

  1. Funny! And I love the Blogger's Prayer.

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  2. My favourite "Doctor Doctor" joke is this:

    A woman comes to a doctor's office at night and yells, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to help my husband. He thinks he's a moth."

    The doctor says, "But, madam, I'm a general practitioner. Your husband needs a psychiatrist. Why did you come to me?"

    "Your porch light was on."

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  3. chasingtheperfectmoment, thank you. The prayer in the BCP is not actually called the Blogger's Prayer, but it serves the purpose well.

    Chris, I love your doctor joke. So brief, and yet so profound.

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