Sunday, April 15, 2012

SLEEPING PILLS FOR GRANDMA

An elderly woman went to her local doctor's office and asked to speak with
her doctor.  When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied,
"I'd like to have some birth control pills."

Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs.

Glenwood, but you're 80 years old.  What would you possibly need birth
control pills for?"

The woman replied, "They help me sleep better."


The doctor considered this for a second, and continued, "How in the world do

birth control pills help you sleep?"

The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice."




Cheers,


Paul (A.)
I hope no Roman Catholic bishops venture here and read the joke.  Anyway, it's not my fault; it's Paul (A.)'s fault.

2 comments:

  1. Don't worry, Mimi. I doubt that many Roman Catholic bishops take birth control pills anyway.

    At least not openly.

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  2. I expect you're right, Paul (A.).

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