* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke
WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.
Thanks or blame to naughty Suzanne for this one.
My pharmacist wanted one too. But he's a he. Should I be concerned?
ReplyDeleteMarez, I don't think you should be concerned. I'm more concerned that the Roman Catholic bishops will not permit their health insurance plans to cover the cost of the margaritas. Perhaps even the Baptists would object.
ReplyDeleteBest margaritas in the world: Dos Locos, Rehoboth Beach,De. Love them.
ReplyDeleteI'll remember that, Elizabeth.
ReplyDeleteA classic (joke).
ReplyDeleteProb my fave margaritas are at El Cholo, Western Ave, El Lay. But I recently had a really nice one at the Albuquerque airport bar. Ask for a charming Navajo bartender named Jimmy. ;-)
JCF, I'll remember your recommendation, too.
ReplyDeleteDo you think the RC bishops have secret margarita tendencies and are repressing them, Mimi? ...
ReplyDeleteCathy, I have to be honest. RC bishops and margaritas don't seem to fit together. I can't form a picture in my head of a RC bishop sipping a margarita. Can you? Of course, that's just my opinion. ;-)
ReplyDeleteMy recipe for a really good Margarita: equal parts tequila, lime juice and triple sec.
ReplyDeleteGood job a woman posted this. Do you suppose one wrote it?
ReplyDeleteAmelia, recipe noted. ;-)
ReplyDeleteLapin, I don't know who wrote the piece, but, as you see, a woman sent it to me, and I am woman. Did it have to be this way? I can't really say.