Thursday, October 25, 2012

THE WALL

A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away.  As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.

They hear a faint moan.  They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.


She lives for ten more years and then dies.


They have another funeral for her.  At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.


As they are leaving, the husband cries out, "Watch out for that wall!"



Cheers,


Paul (A.)
Odds are the husband was a Republican.

6 comments:

  1. I won't dignify this with a comment.

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    1. whiteycat, don't tell me you're going off Paul (A.)'s jokes.

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  2. That actually happened to my grandmother who died at home in 1919. She was pronounced dead, laid out in a shroud, the wake began and during the night she sat up, asked what was going on, and died again the next day. Daddy said the coffin was quickly nailed shut.

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    1. Oh dear! In these days of embalming and cremation, it couldn't happen.

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  3. Reverse the roles and it has great possibilities! Practicing for Sunday coffee hour.

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    1. How did it go at the coffee hour? Was the wife a Republican? ;-)

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