There was a young couple named Kelly, Who had to live belly to belly, Because once, in their haste, They used library paste, Instead of petroleum jelly.
You do realize, with all the life-enhancing lotions now offered in the pharmacies and advertised on late-night television, how quaintly dated Vaseline jokes are? I'm surprised I have yet to see a scan of a container of Vaseline with the header "click 'like' if you know what this is".
It's fine if you don't like the jokes. Oddly enough, the first Vaseline joke is one of my most popular pages. I should stop writing and just post Vaseline jokes.
susan s., I use Vaseline because I'm allergic to every face cream I've ever tried, even those that are supposed to be hypo-allergenic. Of course, I have to put it on a good while before I go to bed and rub it in well, if I don't want to mess up the sheets and pillowslips.
Brings to mind a risqué library limerick.
ReplyDeleteThere was a young couple named Kelly,
Who had to live belly to belly,
Because once, in their haste,
They used library paste,
Instead of petroleum jelly.
You do realize, with all the life-enhancing lotions now offered in the pharmacies and advertised on late-night television, how quaintly dated Vaseline jokes are? I'm surprised I have yet to see a scan of a container of Vaseline with the header "click 'like' if you know what this is".
ReplyDeleteNot for moisturizing my face.
DeleteIt's fine if you don't like the jokes. Oddly enough, the first Vaseline joke is one of my most popular pages. I should stop writing and just post Vaseline jokes.
You use vaseline on your face, Mimi? I never thought of that. We used it on our hands during snowy weather
Deletesusan s., I use Vaseline because I'm allergic to every face cream I've ever tried, even those that are supposed to be hypo-allergenic. Of course, I have to put it on a good while before I go to bed and rub it in well, if I don't want to mess up the sheets and pillowslips.
DeleteAw, shux, I got beaten to the limerick. That's what comes of living in the Eastern Hemisphere.
ReplyDeleteC'est la vie. We complain over here because you get up earlier and get the breaking news while we're still sleeping. :-)
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