MURPHY'S 12 OTHER LAWS

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90%probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If the shoe fits, get another just like it.

8. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

10. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

11. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.

12. When you find you cannot do anything and have failed at even doing nothing......Run for a Congress seat.
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Some of the laws may be repeats, but they made me laugh.