Angelina And Brad In The Neighborhood?

More nonsense of great import.

Rumors are flying thick and fast around here that Angelina and Brad will be purchasing property in the country a short distance from me. Let me emphasize that these are only rumors. There's a bit of chatter online, but the sources are not reliable.

I have heard on better authority that they bought a house in the French Quarter in New Orleans.

Neighbors have seen them come and go and can't be more tickled that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have moved into the French Quarter.

"It's great if they're here to stay and to be a part of the community," said Rayna Nielsen, who lives across the street from the early-1830s masonry mansion where the celebrity couple has been spotted in recent weeks.

Angelina and Brad don't seem to be "here to stay" anywhere.

The rumor mill says that they want to ride horses, which would be a bit of a challenge in the French Quarter, so they want a place in the country.

In their life adventure, Angelina seems to be in the driver's seat with Brad as a passenger as they roam the world. His job seems to be to carry the children (once they're born, of course) and provide the occasional sperm for another child, which once the child is born, he will be carrying around, and around, and around. Is it just me, or does anyone else out there think he's looking a little dazed by it all?

The really important question is, if they settle around here and give parties, will I be invited?