More nonsense of great import.
Rumors are flying thick and fast around here that Angelina and Brad will be purchasing property in the country a short distance from me. Let me emphasize that these are only rumors. There's a bit of chatter online, but the sources are not reliable.
I have heard on better authority that they bought a house in the French Quarter in New Orleans.
Neighbors have seen them come and go and can't be more tickled that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have moved into the French Quarter.
"It's great if they're here to stay and to be a part of the community," said Rayna Nielsen, who lives across the street from the early-1830s masonry mansion where the celebrity couple has been spotted in recent weeks.
Angelina and Brad don't seem to be "here to stay" anywhere.
The rumor mill says that they want to ride horses, which would be a bit of a challenge in the French Quarter, so they want a place in the country.
In their life adventure, Angelina seems to be in the driver's seat with Brad as a passenger as they roam the world. His job seems to be to carry the children (once they're born, of course) and provide the occasional sperm for another child, which once the child is born, he will be carrying around, and around, and around. Is it just me, or does anyone else out there think he's looking a little dazed by it all?
The really important question is, if they settle around here and give parties, will I be invited?
No, Mimi, the real question is "Do you want to be invited?"
ReplyDeleteGood point--Would you want to be invited? Too much ruckus, sounds like to me.
ReplyDelete"Do you want to be invited?"
ReplyDeleteNot really.
make a casserole and stop by to introduce yourself.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Brad will be busy moving boxes around and will need a sore muscle rubbed or something.
If you aren't too good with that sort of thing then call me. I'd only need a few hours to get there to help out in any way that I could. As long as that Jolie woman was out of the house, that is!
Dennis, LOL. Excellent idea. The casserole!
ReplyDeleteI have to say that Brad really doesn't do it for me, so if he needs a rub, I will be on the phone to you, and I'll do my best to get the Jolie woman, plus all of the children and the nanny, out of the way.
Grandmère, you can send that Jolie woman over to my place to get her out of the way. Rarrrr...
ReplyDeleteNow, where to stash my wife ? ;->
Now, where to stash my wife ? ;->
ReplyDeleteAnd the children and the nanny.
Perhaps they're planning to adopt some New Orleansian children to add to the collection?
ReplyDeleteAnd, maybe add a couple from the country around here, sweet little Cajun babies.
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