An Irishman goes
into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. He
is amazed to find a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the
other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates in
the world.
When the priest comes in, the Irishman excitedly begins..."Father,
forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to
confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much
more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies, "Get out. You're on my side."
Don't blame me. Blame Ann.
