A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's
the problem?"
"My mother died in February," the friend said, "and left me
$25,000."
"Gee, that's tough," replied the man.
"Then in March," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving
me $90,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're
depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."
"Then this month," continued the friend, "absolutely nothing!"
Cheers,
Paul (A.)
Thanks for the laugh, Paul (A.) :-D
