A millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, and during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. "I will give anything I own, anything he desires, to the man who dares to swim across that pool."Better him than me, as I am a very poor swimmer.
So the party continues with no events in the pool, until suddenly there is a great splash, and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened.
In the pool is a man, and he is swimming as hard as he possibly can. The fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, soaked to the skin and exhausted and breathing hard.
The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, "I am a man of my word: Anything of mine I will give -- my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything -- for you are the bravest man I have ever seen."
"So, sir, what will it be?" the millionaire asks.
The guy grabs the microphone and says, "Why don't we start with the name of the bastard who pushed me in!"
Cheers,
Paul (A.)
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