A man came up to this gorgeous woman who was shopping in a large supermarket and asked her, "Excuse me, but I seem to have lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
Surprised, she responded "Why, what good would that do?"
"Well," he responded, "every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
Cheers,
Paul (A.)