Showing posts with label what do you need?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label what do you need?. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

WHAT DO YOU NEED?

The teacher was going around her class asking each of the kids what they needed at home.

"A computer!" Joey exclaimed.

That's very useful to have at home," said the teacher.

"A new lawn mower," said Kim, who got a similar response.

"At my house we don't need anything!"

The teacher asked him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.

"No, I'm sure," replied Little Johnny.  "I know, because when John Boehner was re-elected Speaker, I remember my dad saying, 'Well, that's the last damn thing we needed.'"
Don't blame me. Blame Doug.