Wednesday, January 26, 2011

ONE STUDENT'S COMING OUT


From the Advocate:
At a “Breaking the Silence”-themed assembly to honor Martin Luther King Jr., a high school senior used the opportunity to come out to the entire school and discuss the importance of diversity and acceptance and speak out against antigay bullying in schools.

“I’m terrified to share my message,” Kayla begins. “I’m afraid of losing friends and losing loved ones. I’m afraid of losing my reputation at this school and the way people look at me. This speech will change my life forever, but I hope that my words can change more.”

Watch Kayla in the video at the link above. Her words are moving and powerful.

Thanks to David@Montreal for the link.

QUEEN'S "BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY" - ON THE UKULELE?!!!



The performance by Jake Shimabukuro is amazing and lovely.

Once again, thanks to Paul (A.).

HARD TIMES ALL AROUND


St Francis de Sales Church

From NOLA.com:
For sale: distinctive home or office space featuring stained-glass windows, flying buttresses, vaulted ceilings and a wide-open floor plan perfect for entertaining large crowds.

Interested? You might just be the buyer the Archdiocese of New Orleans is looking for.

Archbishop Gregory Aymond announced this week that the Catholic Church is selling or leasing 13 vacant properties, including seven churches. They are: Annunciation, Blessed Sacrament, Incarnate Word, St. Francis de Sales, St. Maurice and St. Simon Peter, all in New Orleans, and San Pedro Pescador on Florissant Highway in St. Bernard Parish.

The properties were either destroyed in Hurricane Katrina or closed during a post-storm reorganization in 2008, archdiocesan spokeswoman Sarah Comiskey McDonald said. But, unlike St. Henry's and Our Lady of Good Counsel, the properties for sale were not churches whose closings touched off angry protests, she said.

The Roman Catholic Church is not alone. Other congregations are having to sell their buildings, too. I'm glad St. Henry's and Our Lady of Good Counsel are not for sale. If you click the link above, you will see that the parishes appeared to be viable and were paying their way, and that it was rather the shortage of priests in the RCC which led to their closure.

CHURCH BUILDING FUND

The young Episcopal rector was preoccupied one Sunday with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. He was even more distraught to find that the regular organist was sick, and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute.

The substitute wanted to know what to play. "Here's a copy of the service," the priest said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something on your own to play after I make the announcement about the finances."

During the service, the rector paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected, and we need $4,000 more than we've received to date. If there are any of you here who can pledge $100 or more to the building fund, please stand up."

At that moment, the substitute organist played Hymnal 1982 No. 720 - "The Star Spangled Banner."

And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!


Cheers,

Paul (A.)

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

THEY HAVE NAMES

18 U.S. Military Killed in Iraq and Afghanistan Last Week - 1.23.11
US Army SGT Ethan C Hardin, 25, Fayetteville, AR

US Army PFC Ira B Laningham IV, 22, Zapata, TX

US Army PFC Robert J Near, 21, Nampa, ID

US Army SSG Omar Aceves, 30, El Paso, TX

US Army CPL Jarrid L King, 20, Erie, PA

US Army SPC Benjamin G Moore, 23, Robbinsville, NJ

US Army SGT Zainah C Creamer, 28, Texarkana, TX

US Army MAJ Evan J Mooldyk, 47, Rancho Murieta, CA

US Army PFC Zachary S Salmon, 21, Harrison, OH

US Army SPC Jose A Torre Jr, 21, Garden Grove, CA

US Army SGT Michael P Bartley, 23, Barnhill, IL

US Army SPC Martin J "Mickey" LaMar, 43, Sacramento, CA

US Marines Cpl Joseph C Whitehead, 22, Axis, AL

US Army MAJ Michael S Evarts, 41, Concord, OH

US Army SPC Joshua T Lancaster, 22, Millbrook, AL

US Marines Sgt Jason G Amores, 29, Lehigh, PA

US Navy PO Dominique Cruz, 26, Panama City, FL

US Army PFC Amy R Sinkler, 23, Chadbourn, NC

May all who died serving their country rest in peace and rise in glory.

May God give comfort, consolation, and the peace that passes understanding to those who love the departed service members.

Almighty God, we commend to your gracious care and keeping all the men and women of our armed forces at home and abroad. Defend them day by day with your heavenly grace; strengthen them in their trials and temptations; give them courage to face the perils which beset them; and grant them a sense of your abiding presence wherever they may be; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

List and title of the post from The Daily Office.


My faded bumper sticker that was once bright yellow, red, and blue.

PARAPROSDOKIANS

A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

War does not determine who is right -- only who is left.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Hospitality: making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

I always take life with a grain of salt...plus a slice of lemon...and a shot of tequila.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

My usual disclaimer applies: There is nothing new under the sun.

Thanks to susan s.

ABOUT THE PRIMATES MEETING AND PRESENCE

From ENInews:
Some archbishops have told Williams they will not attend because of the presence of the Presiding Bishop of the Episcopal Church, Katharine Jefferts Schori, and because of recent developments in her province, including the recent election of a lesbian bishop, according to a report in the Times of London.

The quote takes my breath away. Whether or not Mary Glasspool had been ordained a bishop, I expect the mere presence of the Presiding Bishop of the Episcopal Church would have been an obstacle to the attendance of certain bishops at the Primates Meeting, because she is a woman. That the primates would object to the inclusion of Bishop Katharine seems un-Christ-like to me. What, in heaven's name, do the primates make of this passage from Luke's Gospel?
And a woman in the city, who was a sinner, having learned that he was eating in the Pharisee’s house, brought an alabaster jar of ointment. She stood behind him at his feet, weeping, and began to bathe his feet with her tears and to dry them with her hair. Then she continued kissing his feet and anointing them with the ointment. Now when the Pharisee who had invited him saw it, he said to himself, ‘If this man were a prophet, he would have known who and what kind of woman this is who is touching him—that she is a sinner.’ Jesus spoke up and said to him, ‘Simon, I have something to say to you.’ ‘Teacher,’ he replied, ‘speak.’ ‘A certain creditor had two debtors; one owed five hundred denarii, and the other fifty. When they could not pay, he cancelled the debts for both of them. Now which of them will love him more?’ Simon answered, ‘I suppose the one for whom he cancelled the greater debt.’ And Jesus said to him, ‘You have judged rightly.’ Then turning towards the woman, he said to Simon, ‘Do you see this woman? I entered your house; you gave me no water for my feet, but she has bathed my feet with her tears and dried them with her hair. You gave me no kiss, but from the time I came in she has not stopped kissing my feet. You did not anoint my head with oil, but she has anointed my feet with ointment. Therefore, I tell you, her sins, which were many, have been forgiven; hence she has shown great love. But the one to whom little is forgiven, loves little.’ Then he said to her, ‘Your sins are forgiven.’ But those who were at the table with him began to say among themselves, ‘Who is this who even forgives sins?’ And he said to the woman, ‘Your faith has saved you; go in peace.’

Luke 7:37-50

In Jesus' time and even today in areas of the Middle East, the woman washing the feet of Jesus would be viewed as an act of surpassing intimacy. That the woman was a notorious sinner made the incident all the more shocking and scandalous.

And then this from Colin Coward at The Changing Attitude:
An article about the French essayist Montaigne and
research involving macaque monkeys in the Guardian review on Saturday by Saul Frampton suggested that there is indeed something of much greater significance in the absence of a number of Primates and even in my own absence from the Primates’ meeting.

Montaigne was concerned with the power of personal presence in moral life and a fascination with how people act on, influence and affect each other through their physical being. I connect this with Christian ideas of incarnation and real presence. We are more fully ourselves and more truly living the divine nature when we are more fully embodied and really present.

A team of neuroscientists at the University of Parma discovered something surprising about the behaviour of certain neurons in the brains of macaque monkeys. The neurons fired not only when the monkeys grasped food but when they saw the experimenter grasp it. These neurons have come to be known as “mirror neurons” or “empathy neurons”. Similar neurons have been found in humans.
....

I don’t need Montaigne’s essays or macaque monkey research to tell me something I believe and know in the core of my being; that God calls us to relationship and intimacy; that getting close to other people, especially those we find difficult and who hold different views, can be uncomfortable, risky and challenging. This is the essence of the Christian faith, of the parable of the good Samaritan, the sheep and the goats, the story of the woman at the well and the power of the crucifixion itself, of Jesus standing in the same place as Pilate, and nailed between two thieves.

To me, Christmas, the celebration of the nativity of Jesus, is the greatest feast in the church. The children get it right. God became incarnate; God CAME DOWN to become one of us, as a sign of God's all-embracing love for us. The wonderful beginning of the Gospel is the part without which none of the rest of the story would have happened. That Jesus walked in the dust with his friends, looked them in the face and in the eye, touched them, ate with them, washed their feet, and allowed his feet to be washed by a woman widely known as a sinner, is a bulwark of my faith.

With Colin, I believe incarnational presence is life-giving to relationships within the Anglican Communion. We meet Jesus when we meet our brothers and sisters in the flesh. I don't mean to say that close relationships can't be formed without physical presence, but, when possible, the relationships should be nourished and solidified by presence, and the primates who won't attend the meeting because of the presence of Bishop Katharine have their Gospel priorities all wrong.

H/T to Simon Sarmiento at Thinking Anglicans for the link to ENInews.

Thanks to Mark Harris at Preludium for the link to Colin Coward's post at The Changing Attitude.

"CHURCHGOERS: THE DIFFERENT SORTS"


Click on the cartoon for the larger view.

From Dave Walker at The Cartoon Blog.

This CartoonChurch.com cartoon by Dave Walker originally appeared in the Church Times.

Dave says:
You can see a larger and more readable version of this cartoon, along with republication information, here on the main site.

I will leave you to decide which of the sort of churchgoer you are.

This is the very first cartoon from the book The Exciting World of Churchgoing. If you start at page 1 and then give up this is the only cartoon you will see. It is also the first of a large batch of cartoons (ten) I will be uploading to the CartoonChurch site over the next while or two. There will be one a day, or perhaps two a day if I am keen or none a day if I am busy.

PRAYER FOR THE PRIMATES' MEETING...

...from the Most Revd Dr Thabo Makgoba, Archbishop of Cape Town.

Lord Jesus Christ, you washed your disciples' feet,
and called them to follow your example.
Bless the leaders of our churches as they gather at the Primates' Meeting.
As they take counsel together, give them grace to grow in prayer and fellowship,
so they may bear one anothers' burdens and share one anothers' joys,
and find mutual support in their heavy responsibilities of servant leadership.
Refresh and encourage them as they meet,
and empower them to lead your people
in lives of faithful worship, witness and service,
that bring your redemptive gospel to this broken and needy world.
Amen

The meeting starts today, January 25, in Dublin, Ireland, and runs until January 30.

H/T to Torey Lightcap at The Lead

Monday, January 24, 2011

MAMIES



The video is funny, but it's not funny, if you know what I mean. That could be me in a year or two, but I must say I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.