EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER

Number 8 
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now, the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought 
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.


- - - and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."

Thanks, double thanks to susan s. for several wonderful laughs.  Eight to be exact.

NOT SO FAST BOBBY

State District Judge Tim Kelley ruled Friday that Gov. Bobby Jindal’s expanded voucher program unconstitutionally diverts public money to send some public school students to private and parochial schools.

Kelley said that both Act 2 and Senate Concurrent Resolution 99 unlawfully divert tax dollars for nonpublic educational purposes.

Kelly heard closing arguments Friday morning from attorneys for the state, teacher unions, school boards and school-choice advocates.

Of course, the decision will be appealed, and who knows what will happen on appeal, but the news for now is good.  The voucher system transfers state funds, dedicated by law to public school systems, to private schools, which are not held to the same standards as public schools. However, the decision is not about unequal standards, which is a whole other matter, but about following the Louisiana Constitution.

ALAN SIMPSON HOPES GROVER SLIPS

Former Senator Alan Simpson on Chris Matthew's show:

“How do you deal with guys who came to stop government or Grover wandering the earth in his white robes saying he wanted to drown government in a bathtub? Simpson asked.  “I hope he slips in there with it,” Simpson joked. “Or put some soap in the tub.”

“I’m with you on the full metaphor there,” Mathews said. “I’ll give you the full metaphor.”

Bravo, Senator Simpson. At the end:

"You don't use Bowles-Simpson because the acronym's going to be wrong there."

Ha ha. Love Alan.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT

 

Excellent column by Paul Krugman in the New York Times.

The important thing to understand now is that while the election is over, the class war isn’t. The same people who bet big on Mr. Romney, and lost, are now trying to win by stealth — in the name of fiscal responsibility — the ground they failed to gain in an open election. 
....

Consider, as a prime example, the push to raise the retirement age, the age of eligibility for Medicare, or both. This is only reasonable, we’re told — after all, life expectancy has risen, so shouldn’t we all retire later? In reality, however, it would be a hugely regressive policy change, imposing severe burdens on lower- and middle-income Americans while barely affecting the wealthy. Why? First of all, the increase in life expectancy is concentrated among the affluent; why should janitors have to retire later because lawyers are living longer? Second, both Social Security and Medicare are much more important, relative to income, to less-affluent Americans, so delaying their availability would be a far more severe hit to ordinary families than to the top 1 percent.

President Obama and congressional Democrats hold the cards since the election.  Let's hope they play the game to the advantage of the great majority of the citizens of the country.  Keep in mind that the fiscal cliff is not that at all, but is rather a fiscal incline, and, if it comes to that, the slide down the incline will play a lot worse for Republicans than for Democrats.

Note to Mr President and Congressional Democrats: Hold the line!  (You don't need to tell me; I know I'm mixing metaphors.)

As for Thelma and Louise, they landed safely and moved to Mexico.

A BIT EARLY BUT...

 

...is it ever too early to be prepared?

From someecards.

I TRIED TO TELL HER I'M TOO YOUNG

Grandpère bakes beer bread from time to time.  His latest loaf was especially delicious, perhaps because he used a special lager given him by a friend in the recipe.  I offered a slice to my 12 year old grandson, and he told me, "I can't have that; I'm underage."  I tried to explain to him that bread with a little beer in it or food cooked with a little wine was fine for him, but I don't think I made much headway.  I didn't tell him he's probably already had food cooked with wine.

The picture does not show GP's loaf because it's nearly gone.

Image from Wikipedia.

TURKEY HUNTING

 

Too late for Thanksgiving, but the old guy is way ahead of the game (no pun intended) for Christmas.

Don't blame me.  Blame Doug.

STORY OF THE DAY - ONE OF US

Someday, the light will shine like a sun through my 
skin & they will say, What have you done with your 
life? & though there are many moments I think I will 
remember, in the end, I will be proud to say, I was 
one of us.

From StoryPeople.

BACH WITH A BAR-GRAPH SCORE

Bach's most famous organ piece, with a bar-graph score.

Beautiful music.  The visual bar-graph score is fascinating to watch.

H/T to margaret.

AND THEY WONDER WHY THEY LOST THE ELECTION

 

Just unbelievable! Granted they only have 20 women in their camp and even less minorities, but this is UNDENIABLE, IN YOUR FACE the party of rich white men! SICKENING! House GOP Committee Chairs Will All Be White Men In Next Congress.  The Huffington Post.

Not even one.  Not even a token minority or woman chairperson.  Are Republican politicians teachable?