A lively young puppy named Quiz
Called a monster through no fault of his
He was such a whiz
At prodigious show-biz
His human remained in a tizz
Monday, December 10, 2012
ANOTHER BAD DOG
Sunday, December 9, 2012
SECOND SUNDAY IN ADVENT
A Song for SimeonAm I jumping the gun? Is publishing the poem today Adventicide? I don't think so, because the meaning of Eliot's words are Adventish in their own way. Besides, I like the poem.
Lord, the Roman hyacinths are blooming in bowls and
The winter sun creeps by the snow hills;
The stubborn season has made stand.
My life is light, waiting for the death wind,
Like a feather on the back of my hand.
Dust in sunlight and memory in corners
Wait for the wind that chills towards the dead land.
Grant us thy peace.
I have walked many years in this city,
Kept faith and fast, provided for the poor,
Have taken and given honour and ease.
There went never any rejected from my door.
Who shall remember my house, where shall live my children’s children
When the time of sorrow is come?
They will take to the goat’s path, and the fox’s home,
Fleeing from the foreign faces and the foreign swords.
Before the time of cords and scourges and lamentation
Grant us thy peace.
Before the stations of the mountain of desolation,
Before the certain hour of maternal sorrow,
Now at this birth season of decease,
Let the Infant, the still unspeaking and unspoken Word,
Grant Israel’s consolation
To one who has eighty years and no to-morrow.
According to thy word,
They shall praise Thee and suffer in every generation
With glory and derision,
Light upon light, mounting the saints’ stair.
Not for me the martyrdom, the ecstasy of thought and prayer,
Not for me the ultimate vision.
Grant me thy peace.
(And a sword shall pierce thy heart,
Thine also).
I am tired with my own life and the lives of those after me,
I am dying in my own death and the deaths of those after me.
Let thy servant depart,
Having seen thy salvation.
(T S Eliot)
Collect for the Second Sunday in Advent
Merciful God, who sent your messengers the prophets to preach repentance and prepare the way for our salvation: Give us grace to heed their warnings and forsake our sins, that we may greet with joy the coming of Jesus Christ our Redeemer; who lives and reigns with you and the Holy Spirit, one God, now and for ever. Amen.
Saturday, December 8, 2012
ANONYMOUS COMMENTS
IF YOU LOVE WORDS...
...you'll love these!
Thanks, Frank.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.I know. Some of these are repeats. Don't tell me; just laugh again.
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
When chemists die, they barium.
Thanks, Frank.
Friday, December 7, 2012
WHO WROTE THIS?
Statement on same-sex marriage by English Prime Minister David Cameron:
Who wrote this anonymous press release in the name of the "Church of England"? What minds came together to produce this rubbish? Or was it just one person? Judging from the people I know in the Church of England, the response most certainly does not express the mind of the entire church. Was General Synod consulted? Is it possible for the people in the head office of the Church of England to be more out of touch? Many questions; no answers as of yet.
H/T to Simon Sarmiento at Thinking Anglicans.
UPDATE: While we're on the subject, please read Mark Harris' brilliant response to the "Church of England's" response to David Cameron's statement on same-sex marriage. Thank you.
He said he did not want gay people to be "excluded from a great institution", but would not force any groups to hold ceremonies in their places of worship.The "Church of England" responded:
Ministers will reveal their response to a consultation next week. MPs will be given a free vote on the issue.
It is important to be clear that insistence on the traditional understanding of marriage is not knee-jerk resistance to change but is based on a conviction that the consequences of change will not be beneficial for society as a whole. Our concern is for the way the meaning of marriage will change for everyone, gay or straight, if the proposals are enacted. Because we believe that the inherited understanding of marriage contributes a vast amount to the common good, our defence of that understanding is motivated by a concern for the good of all in society.Except for the weak acknowledgement in the second paragraph that "same-sex relationships can embody crucial social virtues" and the references to the English Government and the Queen, the statement could have come from the Vatican.
The proposition that same-sex relationships can embody crucial social virtues is not in dispute. To that extent, the Prime Minister's claim that he supports same-sex marriage from conservative principles is readily understandable. However, the uniqueness of marriage is that it embodies the underlying, objective, distinctiveness of men and women. This distinctiveness and complementarity are seen most explicitly in the biological union of man and woman which potentially brings to the relationship the fruitfulness of procreation.
To remove from the definition of marriage this essential complementarity is to lose any social institution in which sexual difference is explicitly acknowledged. To argue that this is of no social value is to assert that men and women are simply interchangeable individuals. To change the nature of marriage for everyone will be divisive and deliver no obvious legal gains given the rights already conferred by civil partnerships.
We believe that redefining marriage to include same-sex relationships will entail a dilution in the meaning of marriage for everyone by excluding the fundamental complementarity of men and women from the social and legal definition of marriage.
Given the absence of any manifesto commitment for these proposals - and the absence of any commitment in the most recent Queen's speech - there will need to be an overwhelming mandate from the consultation to move forward with these proposals and make them a legislative priority.
We welcome the fact that in his statement the Prime Minister has signalled he is abandoning the Government's earlier intention to distinguish between civil and religious marriage. We look forward to studying the Government's detailed response to the consultation next week and to examining the safeguards it is proposing to give to Churches.
Who wrote this anonymous press release in the name of the "Church of England"? What minds came together to produce this rubbish? Or was it just one person? Judging from the people I know in the Church of England, the response most certainly does not express the mind of the entire church. Was General Synod consulted? Is it possible for the people in the head office of the Church of England to be more out of touch? Many questions; no answers as of yet.
H/T to Simon Sarmiento at Thinking Anglicans.
UPDATE: While we're on the subject, please read Mark Harris' brilliant response to the "Church of England's" response to David Cameron's statement on same-sex marriage. Thank you.
DOES BOBBY UNDERSTAND THE FISCAL CLIFF?
Paul Krugman is fairly certain Bobby Jindal doesn't understand the fiscal cliff, based on a recent op-ed by the Louisiana governor.I wonder what exactly Jindal does understand as he sets about destroying institutions in Louisiana. Despite his Ivy-League university education and Rhodes Scholarship sponsored study at Oxford University, he seems to have only a dim understanding of his policies and their consequences. He travels the country expounding his views, and the media see him as a shining light in the new Republican Party, but neither the media nor the Republican Party seem yet to have arrived at reality-based thinking. How can it be that politicians and the media either ignore or make only feeble efforts to discover the facts of a situation or policy before holding forth?
....
"You really have to wonder how someone who's a major political figure could be this uninformed," the Nobel Prize-winning economist wrote in the New York Times blog post.
Krugman wrote that Jindal fails to mention that "the looming problem is spending cuts and tax increases that will shrink the deficit too soon."
The fiscal cliff is a set of $1.2 trillion in tax hikes and spending cuts scheduled to take place on Jan. 1 if the government does not reach a deal to avert it. Economists warn that it could cause a recession by slashing government spending and raising taxes too quickly, but Krugman argues that Jindal doesn't seem to understand this.
Thanks to Elizabeth for the link.
HAPPY WHATEVER
Note: This is not Adventicide because I could be wishing you a Happy Advent, even if I'm not. You have the honor of filling in the blank.
From someecards.
GOD AND FOX NEWS - NAKEDPASTOR
Excellent cartoon. Be sure to click on the link below to see the variety of comments at David's blog.
From nakedpastor.
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Thursday, December 6, 2012
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY - FROM IT'S MARGARET
You know --anxiety is an idol... as is bitterness... as is self-destruction....Oh so true and right.
margaret blogs at leave it lay where Jesus flang it.
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