If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, and dry cleaners depressed?
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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me ... they're cramming for their final exam.
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Many people never really learn to swear until they learn to drive!
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Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
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Ponder these!...when you have nothing better to do.
Thank or blame Doug.
Profound.
ReplyDeleteThanks Doug (and Mimi) :-)
(Why does Doug never comment on the posts for which he is directly responsible? ... Just askin')
ReplyDeleteCathy, Doug is a shy, retiring type, who wishes always to remain in the background as a mysterious figure.
ReplyDeleteA shy, retiring type, eh? ... Yes, I suppose that's obvious :-)
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