YOU KNOW YOU NEED A NEW LAWYER WHEN...

* You met him in prison.

* During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.

* He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.

* When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five
each other.

* He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."

* He tells you that he's never told a lie.


Cheers,

Paul (A.)

I shall remember.

Paul (A.) is such a sport to send me lawyer jokes, him being a lawyer and all.