A lawyer awakened after a serious operation, only to find herself in a dark room with all the blinds drawn.Kudos to Paul (A.) for sharing lawyer jokes, since lawyering is his profession, though I note the lawyer in the joke is a woman, which may give him a degree of deniability.
"Why are all the blinds closed?" she asked her doctor.
"Well," the surgeon responded, "they're fighting this huge multi-alarm fire just across the street from the hospital, and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation had failed."
Cheers,
Paul (A.)
Monday, June 18, 2012
LAWYER OPERATION RECOVERY
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My sister is an attorney who also shares the odd (anti)lawyer joke. This one is quite cute, and tame by many standards. My sister's favorite is the one about why they don't put lawyers' portraits on postage stamps.
ReplyDeleteCome now, Tobias, may we hear the joke about the lawyers not being on postage stamps?
ReplyDelete... because when they tried it people would spit on the wrong side. ;-)
ReplyDeleteGood one. Funny. I'm still laughing. This one keeps on giving. :-D
ReplyDeleteAgreed, Mimi. I smile every time I hear it, even more than once in the same day... It's just so _mean_!
ReplyDeleteBoth jokes are very funny. BUT I had to read Paul(A's) three times before I got it.
ReplyDeleteJust as I hit send I thought, but wait--What about professional courtesy. Wouldn't she get a pass.
ReplyDeleteI like Paul's joke but Tobias' joke made me laugh out loud!
ReplyDeleteBonnie, I'm not sure I understand what you mean about professional courtesy.
ReplyDeleteErika, the postage stamp joke stays with you. And, as Tobias says, it is so mean.
The devil as a profession courtesy would give her a pass from the torments of hell. Unless I totally did not get the joke. Wouldn't be the first time. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteBonnie, I believe you got the joke.
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