Freudian slip. When you say one thing and mean your mother.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
I used to work in a blanket factory but it folded.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
His photographic memory was never developed.
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Local Area Network in Australia. The LAN down under.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
Dreaming in color is a pigment of your imagination.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Definition of a will. A dead giveaway.
Pay your exorcist, or you'll get repossessed.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
I like the puns, so I will thank Doug rather than blame him. I've probably posted some of them before, but who's keeping track? Not me.
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