Wednesday, September 5, 2012

TWO SOLDIERS

Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time.

 First Soldier:  "Why did you join the army?"

 Second Soldier: "I didn't have a wife and I loved war.  So I joined.  How about you?  Why did you join the army?"

 First Soldier:  "I had a wife and I loved peace.  So I joined."
Cheers,

 Paul (A.)
Did you tell this joke to your lovely wife, Paul (A.)?
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8 comments:

  1. JCFSeptember 5, 2012 at 5:38 PM

    I had to think about this. At first, it sounded like some patriotic slogan (y'know, ala "It's patriotic to fight for peace, for your family").

    Then I realized it was your bog-standard Battle-of-the-Sexes joke. O_o

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  2. BonnieSeptember 5, 2012 at 8:17 PM

    OK. This time he has to write Hail Mary 50 times on the blackboard and clap all of the erasers.

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    1. June ButlerSeptember 5, 2012 at 8:59 PM

      Bonnie, I applaud you, but not with erasers. Still, you let Paul (A.) off too easy.

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    2. BonnieSeptember 5, 2012 at 10:19 PM

      Option 2: Say 50 Hail Mary's AND 50 Our Father's at the altar rail after the Friday mandatory confessions. Leaving all of his friends to wonder WHAT he has been up to?

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  3. Paul (A.)September 5, 2012 at 8:28 PM

    Mimi: Just did; she laughed.


    For Bonnie: [clap. clap. clap.]

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    1. June ButlerSeptember 5, 2012 at 9:22 PM

      Paul (A.), Your lovely wife laughed? I am shocked...shocked.

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    2. BonnieSeptember 5, 2012 at 10:43 PM

      Could it be Hangman's laughter?

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    3. June ButlerSeptember 5, 2012 at 11:06 PM

      Bonnie, brilliant, just brilliant.

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