Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time.Did you tell this joke to your lovely wife, Paul (A.)?
First Soldier: "Why did you join the army?"
Second Soldier: "I didn't have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army?"
First Soldier: "I had a wife and I loved peace. So I joined."
Cheers,
Paul (A.)