Going to bed the other night, I noticed some people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.Oh that Paul (A.)! He's baaad.
I hung up.
A minute later I rang again: "Hello, I called you a minute ago because there were some people in my shed, but you don't have to worry now. I shot them."
Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus a helicopter and an armed tactical response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the offices said: "I thought you said you'd shot them!"
To which I replied: "I thought you said there was no one available!"
Cheers,
Paul (A.)
Do not try this at home!
