Showing posts with label Spam email. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Spam email. Show all posts

Sunday, June 12, 2011

AM I LUCKY, OR WHAT?

FEDEX COURIER SERVICE,
EDO STATE,NIGERIA
WEST AFRICA.
12-06-2011

Dear Customer!
SHIPMENT CODE: CPEL/OWN/9856
PARCEL #: EG2272

You have a parcel contaning an ATM CARD worth Eight Hundred Thousand Dollars [$800,000.00USD] with us at the FedEx delivery company. Your delivery charges has been paid for. All you have to do is to re-confirm your information with the correct mailing address and make a payment of $210USD only [Two Hundred and Twenty Dollars Only] for the security keeping fee of the said parcel.

For your information, the delivery Charges, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the ATM CARD showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country have all been paid for. You have to contact the Dispatch Office now for the delivery of your Draft with this information below:

Contact Person: ----- -----
Email Address: Email: -------------@----.--
Telephone:+--- --- ---- ---

Please reconfirm your details:

FULL NAMES:
TELEPHONE:
POSTAL ADDRESS:
STATE:
COUNTRY:

Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $210US Dollars as stipulated by the company. They would have paid that but we said no because we don't know when you will contact us and in case of any demurrage.

Finally, make sure that you re-confirm your Postal address(s) and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery.

Yours Faithfully,

Ms. ---- --------,
Secretary.

What a bargain! $800,000.00 in exchange for only $210USD. Nevertheless, Grandpère said I should choose demurrage. What is he thinking?! Help! What should I do?

Thursday, March 31, 2011

AND THIS IN MY INBOX MARKED "URGENT!"

This is the second time we are notifying you about your fund worth of $2.7 Million Via Atm Visa Card,Re-Comfirm your name,Address/tel is needed.
Dr.Paul Edward

Dr Paul, I wouldn't mind the $2.7 Million, but I won't be sending my information. Sorry.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

THE MIRACLES OF EMAIL

Via the miracle of email, I received a message from Casanova Donahue saying that he wants to meet me. At least, he's up front about his intentions.

Oh, and I won the British lottery again, so let the requests for money for good causes roll in.