A blonde guy was about two hours from San Diego on the freeweay when he was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde guy, "do you need a lift?"
"No - I have to fix my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $250 for your trouble."
"No problem!" said the blonde guy. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the guy's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde guy walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the guy.
"What the hell are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $250 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!"
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde guy," but we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World."
Don't blame me. Blame Doug.
UPDATE: Doug, the artist, (not Doug, the above) sent me the video below. He says, "Something for your Blonde Guy post. Both girls and boys can sing this song, provided they were born with golden hair (or spent a few hours and a lot of money with Michael)." Michael is Doug's partner.
