Showing posts with label pun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pun. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

FIRST DAY OF SPRING


Q:  Where do people go to learn about the change of season?

A:  At the School of Hard Vernal Equinox!


H/t to Bill in Portland Maine:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/03/20/1075795/-Cheers-and-Jeers-Super-Duc
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Cheers,

Paul (A.)
Both Paul (A.) and Bill have been ordered off the stage.

Monday, January 17, 2011

ON A LIGHTER NOTE....

From Doug:
A couple of limmericks...the first is clean :>)

Now the limericks. The first is my favorite clean one.

There was a young lady from Clyde
Who ate a green apple and died
The apple fermented
Inside the lamented
And made cider inside her inside.

Sorry, folks, you're only getting the clean limerick. :>)

From Ann:



From Suzanne:


Thursday, December 23, 2010

INTELLECTUALS AT THE NUDIST COLONY

Two intellectuals were at a nudist colony. They were talking, and one asked the other, "Have you read Marx?"

And the other replies, "Yes, it's the wicker chairs."
Don't blame me. Blame Bruce (aka Canon Itchy).