"NO MAN'S LAND" - AGAIN

And the wars continue, and the dying continues on, and on, and on.

Well, the suffering, the sorrow, the glory, the shame
The killing, the dying, it was all done in vain,
For Willie McBride, it all happened again,
And again, and again, and again, and again.

Reposted from last year.

IS MY FRIEND GEORGIANNE A MEDIA FELON?

It is now a felony to take more photos of birds like this, wading through oil that broken booms have trapped in rookeries (Photo by Georgianne Nienaber)

See Georgianne Nienaber's piece at The Huffington Post.

The United States Coast Guard considers me a felon now, because I "willfully" want to obtain more photos like these to show you the utter devastation occurring in Barataria Bay, Louisiana as a result of the BP oil catastrophe. If the Coast Guard has its way, all media, not just independent writers and photographers like myself and Jerry Moran, will be fined $40,000 and receive Class D felony convictions for providing the truth about oiled birds and dolphins, in addition to broken, filthy, unmanned boom material that is trapping oil in the marshlands and estuaries. We don't have $40,000 to spare, and have had to scrape the bottoms of our checkbooks as is to hire boats to take us to the devastation the Coast Guard, under the direction of BP, does not want you to see.

Georgianne's post includes heartbreaking photos besides the pelican at the head of my post. She and Jerry, the photographer, risked what I was not willing to try during our visit to Grand Isle. The US Coast Guard seems to be taking orders from BP. BP should have control ONLY of stopping the oil from gushing. The clean-up should be under the authority of the government with the bills going to BP. Why won't the Obama administration wrench control of the clean-up from BP?

Today from our local paper, The Daily Comet:

COCODRIE — Crews made slow progress Friday cleaning up patches of oil from the Deepwater Horizon spill that has reached the waters of Terrebonne Parish.
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An oil sheen described as light to moderate in density has been working its way through the passes of Terrebonne’s barrier islands. Weather difficulties made a new estimate of just how much oil is floating on inside waters sketchy at best, officials said.
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Oil was also visible in and around the passes and beaches of Lafourche Parish, where officials said some marsh areas near Fourchon Beach took on some oil.

“There was oil, and due to the surge from Hurricane Alex, the water was pushed beyond the barriers of the beach,” said Lafourche Parish government spokesman Brennan Matherne. “That storm really showed us how bad things could get if a storm gets any closer. This was hundreds of miles away, and the tide came up anywhere from three to four feet; that’s the significant part of this.”

All of Fourchon Beach is now covered with oil because the tide came up to its dunes and a protective levee nearby.

Kerry St. Pe, director of the Barataria-Terrebonne National Estuary Program, who has been closely watching the spill’s local effects, said it appears Lafourche got the biggest local hit.

He confirmed that there has been a large slick on the upper part of Lake Pelto in Terrebonne Parish, just south of Cocodrie.

“What that means is they have a toxic substance that has moved into our estuary and it is probably killing marine organisms like juvenile shrimp, crabs, speckled trout,” St. Pe said.
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St. Pe said he expects to start seeing more birds turning up with oil on them in the Terrebonne and Lafourche waterways.

Terrebonne Parish is due south of us here in Thibodaux, in north Lafourche Parish. Grandpère and my son fish in the area of Cocodrie and Lake Pelto. Over 30 plus years of fishing, GP has seen the marshes disappear because of coastal erosion. Marsh islands which once had large trees growing on them are gone, and only the top half of the dead trees can be seen now sticking up out of the water. And now this assault on the marshes and God's creatures who inhabit the wetlands.

I've probably gone beyond fair use in quoting from my local paper. I try to follow the rules, but I hope that the powers at the newspaper are forgiving in the name of getting the word out as to what is happening locally. Ultimately, the powers are the New York Times, who owns the two local papers.



Map showing the position of Thibodaux in relation to the areas affected.



A closer view of the area affected

From the Lectionary today:

Romans 8:18-25

I consider that the sufferings of this present time are not worth comparing with the glory about to be revealed to us. For the creation waits with eager longing for the revealing of the children of God; for the creation was subjected to futility, not of its own will but by the will of the one who subjected it, in hope that the creation itself will be set free from its bondage to decay and will obtain the freedom of the glory of the children of God. We know that the whole creation has been groaning in labour pains until now; and not only the creation, but we ourselves, who have the first fruits of the Spirit, groan inwardly while we wait for adoption, the redemption of our bodies. For in hope we were saved. Now hope that is seen is not hope. For who hopes for what is seen? But if we hope for what we do not see, we wait for it with patience.

Maps from Google Map.

"CARRY ON MAYOR"

From the Guardian:

The newly elected lord mayor of Leicester was forced to apologise today after suffering a wardrobe malfunction which onlookers described as "something out of a Carry On film".

As he stood up in front of a room full of schoolchildren to thank the organisers of an educational summer show, Colin Hall felt an unfamiliar draft as his trousers came loose and slipped down around his ankles.

Hall, 46, suffered the embarrassing mishap on a visit to Southfields library in Leicester yesterday morning.
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One said: "It was like watching something out of a Carry On film. You half expected him to be wearing a big pair of comedy bloomers but as soon as he realised what had happened he pulled his back trousers up."

Did I ever tell you...? No, really. One day, some years ago, I drove to New Orleans for a Jane Austen Society luncheon. As I was riding along, I unbuttoned my skirt, because it felt tight. When I arrived at the Upperline Restaurant, I got out of the car, and before I knew what had happened, my skirt was around my ankles. The only person around was an elderly black man whose eyes widened when he saw me, and then he quickly looked away. Oh dear!

After I pulled up my skirt, I had a good laugh at myself, and I went into the restaurant with a wardrobe malfunction story to tell at lunch.

A MAYBE FOR A WHALE

(Photo by Al Covey, VDOT)

From the Advocate in Baton Rouge:

A whale of a skimmer arrived Thursday in Louisiana, but the massive ship won’t be allowed to scoop oil out of the Gulf of Mexico until it first proves to the government and BP that it can actually do the job.

The 10-story tall, 373-yard long ship, named A Whale, just finished a retrofit at a Lisbon, Portugal, shipyard where it was transformed from a supertanker to a super skimmer, said Chris Coulon, a spokeswoman for the Unified Command.

But A Whale, owned by Taiwan Maritime Transport Co., has never been tested and only just finished its retrofit June 15, Coulon said.

“This is the largest ship of its kind,” Coulon said. “Now we just have to see whether it can do what it’s supposed to do.”

TMT, a Taiwanese company, claims the 12 vents cut into the massive ship’s bow should allow it to scoop as much as 15 million gallons of oily water a day out of the Gulf, Coulon said.

If the vessel works as it should, it will be a great asset. The enterprising owners did not wait for a contract but moved A Whale to the Gulf. Had the giant sat at home and waited for the bureaucratic red tape to clear before moving to the scene, one wonders if either BP or the federal agencies would have taken note. However, A Whale in full view is difficult to ignore.



Thanks to Doug.

A CELL PHONE FOR SENIORS

At Last, a Cell Phone for Seniors!

You REALLY have to be old enough to appreciate THIS joke.

Thanks to Ann.

JESUS AND MO

From Jesus and Mo.

author says:

Lots of words in this one, just to provide a context for the barmaid's line in panel 3. I know, she gets a bit preachy sometimes...

Peace and blessings,

J&M

Don't forget, the new book is available at Lulu.

PUT A WHALE TO WORK!

From Yobie Benjamin at SFGate:

The world's largest oil skimming ship arrived in the Gulf of Mexico and as usual is entangled in the bureaucratic morass of BP. I am sure the delay is being caused by two issues - money and how much it would cost BP to commission the ship and absolutely dumb US EPA regulations.

US EPA regulations prohibit ships from discharging foul water in US waters and that makes sense. We don't want a ship to come in and throw their garbage water and/or bunker fuel on our waters.

The "A Whale" is different. It sucks in foul and contaminated sea water and then processes it separating oil from sea water and discharging the treated sea water back to the gulf. Now it is true that the discharged sea water has some small residual oil and there lies the EPA's knotted response - They want to disallow discharge of the cleaned water because of small residual crude.

"You blind guides! You strain out a gnat but swallow a camel!"

Whatever blundering giant is stopping the action, whether BP or a federal agency, get out of the way now and permit the Whale to start clean-up operations.

HAPPY CANADA DAY! - BONNE FÊTE CANADA!

Image stolen from Canada Tim.

CHARLIE MELANCON'S AD

As Paul (A.) says, "Ow!"


UPDATE:For those who may not know, Charlie Melancon is the Blue Dog Democrat who is running against David Vitter for the US Senate. I'm not alway pleased with the votes of the Blue Dogs, but I'll take this Blue Dog Democrat over Vitter any day.

NOT SO FAST!

A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action Group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success.

Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water. So, who wants to go first?”

The Englishman piped up. "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said. "That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's next?"

The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley". "That's no better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid, Hamish. How about you, Paddy?"

The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out, "London "

"Brilliant, Paddy!" said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise

After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said, "-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry"


Thanks to naughty Paul the BB's naughty friend Kathy.