Christmas "Must Haves"

 

I like the idea of wine glass holder, but the arrangement seems a bit risky, unless you don't mind wine spillage on your clothing.

 

Back to the store with this one.

 

Perhaps some years ago....

 

Pretty scary in the middle of the night and first thing in the morning.


Thanks to Doug.

The Rev. W. Andrew Waldo Elected 8th Bishop of Upper South Carolina

 

From the Episcopal Diocese of Upper South Carolina:

The Rev. W. Andrew Waldo elected on the third ballot.
The Rev. W. Andrew Waldo has been rector of Trinity Church, Excelsior, Minnesota, since 1994. He was born in Douglas, Georgia, and raised in Montgomery, Alabama, the second of six children in an Episcopal clergy family. He received his M.Div. from Sewanee, M. Mus. from the New England Conservatory of Music, and B.A. from Whittier College, and is a graduate of Indian Springs Preparatory School, Helena, Alabama.

More good news in my humble opinion.

Thanks to Lapin and Ann for the news.

Lapin was present at the electing convention, and he says:

Take back what I said a week back about the Holy Spirit being a flighty bird. We both got the candidates we wanted. Upper SC has just, to my amazement, elected Andrew Waldo, the most progressive of the six candidates, on the third ballot. He led in total votes in all three, and in both groups, clergy and lay, on the second and third ballots. John B Burwell, the biggie from the diocese of SC, head of all its GC delegations for the last 10 years, polled least (4:20 first ballot; 2:3 second; dropped out in third but collected just one, clergy, vote in that round - 59 clergy, 118 lay needed for election). Waldo, who has described Gene Robinson as "my old friend and mentor" attracted particular venom from the Right. Much good it did them.

I am now deleted and banned at Stand Firm, where the folks are quite unhappy about the election. Here's the message I left:

When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, ‘Let anyone among you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at [him].’

When I stand before the judgment seat, I am grateful that I will face a loving God and not certain of the posters and commenters at Stand Firm.

Yes, it's the "known raving revisionist" once again.

Surely, beyond the pale. Can I truly blame them?

Story Of The Day - Waiting for Signs

I used to wait for a sign, she said, before
I did anything. Then one night I had a
dream & an angel in black tights came to
me & said, you can start any time now,
& then I asked is this a sign? & the angel
started laughing & I woke up. Now, I
think the whole world is filled with
signs, but if there's no laughter, I know
they're not for me.


I love this story. It is absolutely one of my all-time favorites.

From StoryPeople.

"...How The Angels Came To Congo..."

My friend Georgianne Nienaber wrote a lovely Christmas story, titled "A True Tale of How Angels Came to Congo This Christmas", which you may read at The Huffington Post. Georgianne loves the poor and suffering people of Congo with a passion that moves her into action to help relieve the misery of at least a few of the vast number of those who live in the midst of misery and poverty that is unimaginable to most of us.

I have a copy of the CD Congo's Angels by a fine group of musicians, which I enjoy quite a lot.

Women singers, songwriters, and poets join a global initiative to raise awareness about violence against 200,000 women and children in the Democratic Republic of Congo.

If you like, you can listen to the songs and purchase the album at the link.

The image above, of the guardian angel, is one of my favorites. It may be mushy and sentimental, but the picture had its place in many of the classrooms in my Roman Catholic elementary school, and, as a child, I found great comfort in the image. I believed that a guardian angel watched over me. In my heart of hearts, I still believe in guardian angels.

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --"Product will be hot after heating."
(....and you thought????)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)

On a Sears hairdryer -- "Do not use while sleeping."
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(the shoplifter special?)

On bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???.....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners --"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because???)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury’s peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts --"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God….was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


Thanks to Ann.

An Old Guy Remembering

Grandad was reminiscing about the good old days...

"When I were a lad, Momma would send me down to t'corner store wi' a dollar, and I'd come back wi' five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' 'alf a dozen eggs. Yer can't do that now.

Too many security cameras."

Thanks to Doug.

"Wounded Bird Table"

Ann sent me the link to Image & Spirit, a blog that combines lovely images with prose and and poetry. A description of the blog:

Image & Spirit, an ECVA blog, is a journal of images and words that explore life lived in community, where art and faith are a primary focus.

Image & Spirit presently features a series of daily Advent posts, which are worth a look. I'd like to have copied the picture of the table sculpture to post here, but the words and images are under copyright.

Happy Hanukkah! - "Ocho Kandelas"

We invite parents into the classroom to tell about family celebrations. Last year a parent taught us the "Ocho Kandelas" song, which is a Hanukkah song in Ladino, a Sephardic language that sounds like Spanish and Hebrew with a little Arabic in there as well. The native Spanish speakers in my class were pretty excited to get the idea of the song, even if the words weren't exactly the same as in Spanish. The video is us learning and practicing the song with the lyrics on the ActivBoard. We say "Kandelikas" a lot, it's pretty fun.

From k1classroom at YouTube

Shamelessly stolen from Paul the BB, who stole it from Jane R. at Facebook, who stole it from YouTube.

Arkansas Hillbilly says, "Please Pray"

Arkansas Hillbilly posted several prayer requests. You may want to check in over there. He and his family are fine, but you know what a great-hearted Hillbilly he is, always thinking of others.

Hmmm....

Victoria and Albert Museum, London

What the well-dressed and rich, I would guess, young lady of the mid 1880's might have been wearing under those gowns.

Well.

From a reader.